This is Brilliant

I ordered two items from a seller on Ebay - not my favourite of sites because they have outgrown themselves and is now basically run my people who have lost touch, totally, with the real world.

I received one of the items but not the other.  So I wrote an email asking if the other item had not been sent or was being posted separately.

To which I got the reply 'please send us a photo of the item you have a problem with'

To which I have replied 'I would love to send you a photo of the item that I haven't received yet - but I haven't received it yet!'

Must admit I'm looking forward to their reply!